Wrong is the thirteenth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 28th July, 2002
Summary: Donkey reveals her love for Chris the Ninja Pirate, much to Weebl's disapproval.
Tune: Give Me Love - Superfunk
Credits: Jonti Picking, Skoo
Transcript
{Weebl is standing next to Donkey.}
WEEBL: {singing} Donkey donkey have nice teeth.
{Chris the Ninja Pirate bounces onscreen.}
WEEBL: {singing} Which let you eat pies filled with beef. Lo Chris the Ninja Pirate.
CHRIS THE NINJA PIRATE: Avast ye landlubber. Many a day have I been 'pon the seas.
WEEBL: Really. How interesting.
CHRIS THE NINJA PIRATE: Yarr. Who be your pretty friend.
WEEBL: Who? Donkey?
CHRIS THE NINJA PIRATE: Yarr. Madam Donkey, ye be a pretty wench!
WEEBL: Wench? Donkey?
CHRIS THE NINJA PIRATE: Yarr. Wench.
WEEBL: But Donkey a donkey!
CHRIS THE NINJA PIRATE: Shiver me shurikens. Tis a lovely donkey to be sure. Avast. What be that behind ye?
WEEBL: I have a look.
{Weebl turns around. Pan left to a group of jam jars.}
JAM JAR: Overthrow the government.
JAM JAR: Shhhhhh. We're being watched.
{Pan back to Weebl. He turns to the viewer.}
WEEBL: Those jams always up to no good.
{Weebl turns right to find Donkey and Chris gone.}
WEEBL: Huh? Noooooooooooo! Donkey!
{Fade to Donkey smoking a cigarette in bed with Chris the Ninja Pirate.}
CHRIS THE NINJA PIRATE: Yarr! That's some great ass!