Tv is the forty seventh episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 16th October, 2003
Summary: Ever wondered what gets watched on TV in Weebl land? Here's your chance to find out!
Tune: 68 Pie - Banana Overlord
Credits: Weebl and Skoo
Transcript
{Weebl and Bob watching a music video on TV. Weebl is singing along.}
WEEBL: I, I got 68 pie. I, I got 68 pie. Boom! Tish! A 68 pie!
BOB: Catchy.
WEEBL: Cheers!
{The TV switches to the programme Married with Jellyfish.}
WEEBL: Ooh, my favorite show.
ANNOUNCER: Married with Jellyfish is filmed before a live studio audience.
{Cut to front of TV, where we see Donkey (wearing a wig) and Chris the Ninja Pirate in a living room.}
CHRIS: Yarr.
{Audience laughs.}
CHRIS: 'Twas a tough day today. 'Tis murder 'pon the high seas being a pirate... you said a mouthful.
{Audience laughs.}
{Two jellyfish float on screen.}
JELLYFISH: Jelly, jelly, jelly! Jelly, jelly!
CHRIS: The kids are home.
{Audience laughs.}
{Cut back to Weebl and Bob watching TV. The channel switches to "pi" TV}
WEEBL: I can't watch anymore.: It reminds me of donkey.
ANNOUNCER: "When Clowns Attack" is on next after the break.
WEEBL: Ooh, my favorite show.
BOB: But you said last show was your favorite.
{TV switches to an advert.}
AD GUY: Itchy scrote? Flakey skin? Weird musty smell in your pants? Then why not try washing. Now with water ("water" is echoed) And Soap!
WEEBL: This is my favorite show.
BOB: It not even a show. It an advert. I can't take it anymore.
{Bob then jumps directly into the TV screen, breaking the screen and rendering him unconscious.}
WEEBL: Ooh, the bottom of Bob. This is my favorite show.
{Scene ends, then returns a few second later, with Bob still unconscious.}
WEEBL: Wait. This a repeat.