Show is the fourteenth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 8th August, 2002
Summary: The age old question finally gets addressed by the brainiacs...which pie is the best? Thanks to Skoo.
Tune: Deo - Amon Tobin
Credits: Jonti Picking
Transcript
{Weebl has gray hair, glasses, and a tie..}
WEEBL: Since history began... man has asked the eternal question... what is the best pie? Tonight we answer that question... on the "Which Pie is the Best" show.
{"WHICH PIE IS THE BEST" appears on screen with a person singing each word as they appear}
WEEBL: Let's call assistant.
{A chicken with glasses appears from a puff of smoke.}
WEEBL: Blimey. You not assistant!
CHICKEN: I am the mysterious chicken. Fear my strange powers. Woooooo!
WEEBL: What are they?
MYSTERIOUS CHICKEN: Dancing and errr.... hiding things!
WEEBL: Strange powers indeed. I think you should leave.
MYSTERIOUS CHICKEN: K.
{The chicken disappears in a puff of smoke.}
WEEBL: Let's call assistant.
{An applause is heard and Bob rolls onscreen with the same hair and clothes.}
BOB: Lo.
{A screen comes down.}
WEEBL: Tonight Dr. Bob will attempt to answer... the unanswerable. What is the best pie, Dr. Bob.
{Two pieces of meat appears on the screen.}
WEEBL: Is it beef pie?
{The screen then shows Wee Bull and it zooms in to show where the "beefs" came from.}
BOB: Yes.
WEEBL: Thank you.
BOB: No. Thank you.
{The screen then zooms back out. Graffiti appears on Wee Bull of a mustache, glasses, a sword in his neck, two male sexual things next to him, and a speech bubble saying "I AM A BIG POO HEAD". Fade to the credits, which scroll up from the bottom. After the credits roll, an ITC Indepentant Television Commission" complaint appears, reading as follows:
A COMPLAINT REGARDING THE WHICH PIE IS THE BEST SHOW
The ITC received a complaint about the show from a Mr W. Bull. He claims that the show was poorly researched and was unfair to him and his cow friends.
The ITC has upheld this complaint as we all prefer apple pie.
As a result Mr W. Bull has received substantial compenstaion from the makers of the show. The makers are quoted as saying: "Damn you Wee Bull. You win this time."}