Shoes is the tenth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 10th July, 2002
Duration: 2:21
Summary: Weebl attempts to understand women. Any observations based on women herein are based on pure FACT.
Tune: La Guerre Du Funk - Superfunk
Credits: Jonti Picking
Transcript
{Weebl is with 3 girls.}
FIRST GIRL: Shoes!
SECOND GIRL: Shoes!
THIRD GIRL: Shoes! Pretty dress.
FIRST GIRL: Mmmmm. Pretty dress.
WEEBL: Mmmmmmm. Ladies.
FIRST GIRL: Pretty shoes.
WEEBL: Ladies like pie?
SECOND GIRL: Shoes?
WEEBL: Err. Pie.
SECOND GIRL: Huh!
FIRST GIRL: I need to do a toilet.
SECOND GIRL: Me too.
THIRD GIRL: I come too.
{Two of the girls bounce offscreen.}
FIRST GIRL: Pig!
{Weebl gets a shocked look and the girl bounces offscreen.}
WEEBL: Blimey! It like they speak another language.
{Bob rolls onscreen.}
WEEBL: Lo bob.
BOB: Lo. Need money for drink. Bar have pie juice.
WEEBL: Mmmmmmmmm. Pie juice.
{A girl offscreen giggles.}
BOB: What going on there?
{Pan right. The girls are around Wee Bull. Wee Bull blows out a puff of air. Each of them giggle.}
THIRD GIRL: You so funny Wee Bull.
SECOND GIRL: Ooh! I laughed till I peed! {giggles}
{Wee Bull blows out a puff of air.}
SECOND GIRL: Yes. They were new shoes.
{Wee Bull blows three puffs of air.}
FIRST GIRL: You so dreamy.
{Wee Bull blows out a puff of air.}
SECOND GIRL: Coffee at your place?
{Pan back to Weebl and Bob.}
WEEBL: I hate Wee Bull.
BOB: Me too! He never invite me for coffee.
WEEBL: What he got that I not?
BOB: Legs!
GIRL: {offscreen} Mmmmm. It so big!
BOB: Ooh! And pie!