Quest is the forty second episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 14th August, 2003
Summary: Chris embarks on an epic quest to restore the honour of his dojo and return the stolen golden pie.
Tune: Tooty Tooty Toot Toot - weebl
Credits: Weebl and Skoo
Transcript
{Sensei Carrotu is floating next to a sign that reads "Kung Food Dojo". Chris the Ninja Pirate bounces onscreen.}
SENSEI CARROTU: Ah, Chris the Ninja Pirate.
CHRIS: Avast ye Sensei Carrotu. 'Pon what matter be ye calling me here?
SENSEI CARROTU: We are dishonored. Someone has stolen the golden pie!
CHRIS: Blistering bo sticks!
SENSEI CARROTU: The clan must be avenged, so i call best student. But Ted the Ninja Astronaut busy. So was Gavin the Ninja Tennis Player. And Dave the Ninja Chef, and blind Stan, the ninja Goat Heard. So, i call you.
CHRIS: Yarr! i be greatly honoured!
SENSEI CARROTU: Yes. Great honour! First, you must put on suit behind you.
CHRIS: Yarr!
{Chris bounces offscreen and puts on ninja suit. Then bounces onscreen again.}
CHRIS: Avast! tis a bit tight.
SENSEI CARROTU: Oh yes. Very sexy. Erm, i mean, now you look the part. Now, go find the golden pie.
{Chris jumps offscreen.}
SENSEI CARROTU: That suit really show off his arse.
{Chris bounces onscreen at a jam riot.}
CHRIS: Yarr, just as I thought. You jams are always up to no good. Why ye be stealing the golden pie? You scurvy dogs!
JAMS: To fund our case. {Another jam} Freedom comes at a price. {Another jam} And that price is one golden pie. {Another jam} Or, 15 golden pies. {Another jam} And a voucher for 50p off your next purchase of golden pie.
CHRIS: Would you swap for an orange and pipe cleaners?
JAMS: What sort of pipe cleaners?
CHRIS: Ninja ones.
{Cut at a close up of a Ninja Pipe Cleaners box, a voice sings the product's name. Then, a "NEW" sign appers at the lower right corner.}
{Cut back to the normal view.}
JAMS: Deal. {Another jam} Sounds fair.
CHRIS: My work here is done.
{Screen fades out. Then, it fades in back at the Kung Food Dojo. Sense Carrotu is lying on the floor, bleeding. Chris falls onscreen, and looks at Carrotu.}
CHRIS: Sensei! I have returned the golden pie! Avast sensei, you be bleeding to be sure. {Bounces closer to the Sensei and grabs him} Who did this master?
SENSEI CARROTU: {coughs} I slipped and fell on my katana playing Dance Dance Revolution.. With my last breath i request to be buried next to the cabbages... And could you clean my pipe?
CHRIS: I just gave the last pipe cleaners away!
SENSEI CARROTU: I knew i should have called Timothy the Ninja Librarian.
CHRIS: Surely pirate is better than librarian.
SENSEI CARROTU: You not seen...him...stack...books! ...uurghh {dies}
CHRIS: Noooooooooo! {Looks around, then licks Sensei Carrotu} Mmmm. Carrot juice!