Pikea3 is the sixty seventh episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 25th June, 2004
Summary: Its a flat packed nightmare as Weebl and Bob discover they should have read the instructions first. Typical men!
Tune: Eastenders Theme - Simon May
Credits: Weebl and Skoo
Transcript
{A sign saying "WAREHOUSE" is hanging above and Bob is wearing his grandma's wig.}
WEEBL: We made it into the warehouse!
BOB: {deep voiced} yes.
{Weebl looks puzzled.}
WEEBL: What you doing?
BOB: Trying to look older.
WEEBL: Is that your grans wig?
BOB: Yes.
WEEBL: Thought it smelt of wee.
BOB: I'll take it off.
{Weebl looks around.}
WEEBL: What the...?
{On the shelf is flatpacked boxes of "Paj Chicken", with the sign underneath saying "56 PAJ".}
WEEBL: {off screen} All pies are flat packed. It just not right.
BOB: But look at it. As far as you can see there nothing but paj-ers.
WEEBL: Paj-ers?
BOB: Paj-ers!
WEEBL: Paj-ers?
BOB: Paj-ers!
WEEBL: Paj-ers?
BOB: Paj-ers!
{Both Weebl and Bob are looking at boxers of flatpacked pajers.}
WEEBL: Aah. Paj-ers.
BOB: Why you got mushroom ones?
WEEBL: It just seemed right.
BOB: K.
WEEBL: To the house!
BOB: We don't have one.
WEEBL: Oh yeah. To the batcave!
{A logo of Batman appears, with Weebl's face, and the old classic TV series music flashes on.}
WEEBL: {on the batman sign} Uurgh.
{Weebl and Bob are in the batcave with a box of Paj-ers.}
BOB: Why do they call it the bat cave?
{Some feces lands on Bob's head.}
WEEBL: No idea. Let's build some pie!
{Weebl has instructions whilst Bob is inside the Pikea box.}
BOB: {singing} I'm in the box! I'm in the box! where can I be? I'm in the box!
WEEBL: Stop messing about and help.
BOB: I would help... but I'm in the box. Do you see?
WEEBL: Oh yes. Silly me. I forgot we just bought a big box of wanker.
{We see Weebl welding the box.}
WEEBL: That's the box welded shut.
BOB: Aww!
WEEBL: Now we will build the pie!
BOB: How do you even weld cardboard?
{Various noises later, Weebl and Bob are rocking in their batcave with a large pie with a laser in the middle of it.}
WEEBL: Hmmm. Correct me if I wrong Bob. But shouldn't pies be more... pie-like?
BOB: Yes.
WEEBL: What is it?
BOB: It a conundrum wrapped in an enigma... wrapped in pastry, wrapped in a lie.
WEEBL: Yes... but what is it?
BOB: A pastry covered laser?
WEEBL: {screaming} Damn you sweden!
{With that, the pie bursts out a large laser beam, which goes straight up into space, hits the satellite and bounces back down to Earth taking a large chunk out of Sweden.}
BOB: {offscreen} Nice shot.