Pikea is the sixty fifth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 28th May, 2004
Summary: Weebl and Bob take a drive out to Pikea to pick up a few pie-related bargains.
Tune: EastEnders Theme - Simon May
Credits: Weebl and Skoo
Transcript
BOB: I bored!
WEEBL: Let's go to pikea.
BOB: But it so busy. I'm nervous.
WEEBL: Don't be Bob. I have a VIP card.
BOB: I don't think that valid there.
WEEBL: Why not?
BOB: It for the cake lounge.
{We see Weebl's card, The Cake Lounge Customer Loyalty Card - all you can eat battenburg buffet.}
WEEBL: Shut up and get the car.
{Both Weebl and Bob are in Bob's car, travelling. They stop behind another car with Corn Man inside, a sign behind the car saying "PIKEA - next turning"}
WEEBL: Not long now.
{Time passes, it's the evening.}
WEEBL: I spy with my sexy eye... somethings begin with 's'.
BOB: Is it 'sign'?
WEEBL {in a thought bubble} Arse fez! Err... no. No it isn't.
BOB: Yes it is!
WEEBL: How you know?
BOB: 'Sign' only word you can spell.
{Time passes again, Weebl and Bob are tired, as the moon shines in the background.}
WEEBL: I can spell 'beefs' too.
BOB: But you can't see any beefs.
WEEBL: I hate being beef blind.
{Time passes and dawn is approaching. Both Weebl and Bob are asleep in the car. Another time jump and the sun is shining brightly, Weebl and Bob are sweating.}
WEEBL: It very hot.
{The sun shines on the window of Corn Man’s car.}
CORN MAN: Huh? Argh!!
{Suddenly, he spontaneously pops and turns into popcorn.}
WEEBL: Pass me the salt.
BOB: It in the glove box, with the butters.
WEBBL: Why you got butter in the car?
BOB: Um. We need to get to pikea.
{With that, Bob rams his car into the other one, moving it.}
{They are outside a large warehouse, the words Pikea is large lettering.}
BOB: Finally.
WEEBL: The pies will soon be mine!
TANNOY: Pikea will be closing in five minutes.
{Drums beat at the end of the episode, zooming in and out of Weebl and Bob outside of Pikea.}
{Letters appear on screen stating "will weebl & bob make it inside pikea?" and finally "TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT"}
NARRATOR: Next time on Weebl and Bob
{Weebl and Bob are in their normal purple background. The words "next time on weebl and bob" in the bottom right corner}
WEEBL: We made it inside pikea.
BOB: Phew.