Moon is the fifty-sixth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 2nd February, 2004
Summary: Weebl and Bob travel to the moon. The moon? Yes, the moon!
Tune: Run You Sausages and Fly Me to the Moon - Weebl
Credits: Weebl and Skoo
Transcript
WEEBL: Today we are going to the moon.
BOB: The moon?
WEEBL: Yes. {stands in front of rocket} In trusty, thrusty rocket!
BOB: How can you afford rocket? You can't even afford pie!
WEEBL: I sold some property.
BOB: You don't own any property.
WEEBL: Neither do you.
BOB: Yes I do.
WEEBL: Not any more!
BOB: But...
WEEBL: Bob, think of the moon.
BOB: But...
WEEBL: The moon Bob!
BOB: But you sold my house
WEEBL: {sigh} I don't know why I bother
BOB: Wanker.
WEEBL: To the moon!
{The rocket flies through space as Weebl sings 'Driving to the moon'. They land on the moon.}
WEEBL: Blimey, that was quick.
BOB: Yes.
{Weebl looks around.}
WEEBL: So, this is the moon.
BOB: It a bit dull.
WEEBL: Let's go home. Oh wait, you don't have one.
{Bob sniffs.}
{The rocket flies back through space as Weebl sings 'driving back to earth'. Cut to a pie factory. The rocket crashes into the building and the building explodes. Weebl and Bob's voices are heard offscreen.}
BOB: What you done?
WEEBL: Oh bum grapes! I killed the pie.
BOB: And my will to live!