Joust is the eighty fourth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 4th April, 2005
Summary: Weebl declares a joust to show his love for Donkey. Chivalry is not dead!
Tune: I Am Clort - Wang Doodle
Credits: Weebl and Skoo
Transcript
{Weebl is with Donkey and Chris the Ninja Pirate.}
CHRIS: Avast, Weebl. 'Tis a fine day to be sure.
WEEBL: {screaming} THAT'S ENOUGH! I fed up of you lording it over me with donkey!
CHRIS: Huh?
WEEBL: I not stand for it anymore.
{Bob rolls onscreen.}
BOB: You not stand for anything anyway.
CHRIS: Yarr! He just sits there... 'tis sickening.
WEEBL: Shut up. Bum eyes.
BOB: Bum eye.
WEEBL: What?
BOB: He only have one eye.
WEEBL: Oh. I demand a joust!
CHRIS: You want to fight me?
WEEBL: Yes. In a joust.. baggsie donkey for my ride.
CHRIS: I think not!
WEEBL: Scared are you? I am rather tasty in a fight.
CHRIS: This be pointless. Me and donkey are already married.
WEEBL: I never let legally recognised unions stop me before.
BOB: That true. He wrecked my married with his constant demands for a duel.
WEEBL: She wasn't good enough for you bob.
BOB: You're right. What was I thinking marrying a millionaire supermodel scientist?
WEEBL: She only had nine toes, Bob. Nine toes!
BOB: Only after the duel. I still have the toe at least.
{Cut to Zombito and Handboy.}
HANDBOY: Well hello sexy! You're coming with me!
ZOMBITO: Braaainsss.