Hols is the eighty eighth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 13th June, 2005
Summary: Weebl returns from his holiday. Things ensue.
Tune: Chocolate Grouting Fiasco - Cheese Freaks Wednesday
Credits: Weebl and Skoo
Transcript
WEEBL: Lo Bob. You miss me?
BOB: No. Why?
WEEBL: I've been on holiday for 2 week.
BOB: Is that so?
WEEBL: Yes
BOB: I not notice.
WEEBL: But look at my tan!
{Weebl spins around, revealing a thong and bikini line the whole way round him.}
BOB: Is that a thong outline?
WEEBL: Of course. If you were a stylish international traveller like me... You would know you got to bare as much skin as possible for the perfect tan.
BOB: That so?
WEEBL: Yes.
BOB: So what with the bikini top mark?
WEEBL: I can explain that.
BOB: Please do.
WEEBL: K. errrr.
{Apple Dave walks onscreen.}
WEEBL: You see... oh look, it's Apple Dave!!! Lo Apple Dave, what you been up to?
{Music plays.}
APPLE DAVE: Ooh Apple Dave! He's been busy all day... making your mum horny! Ooh Apple Dave... Can you feel the moistness in your pants? Yeah.
BOB: Who the {bleep} is Apple Dave?
WEEBL: Arhhh! You swore! You {bleep}!
BOB: What?
WEEBL: Oh. Sorry. I meant: you wanker! It good to be back!
BOB: Could you put some clothes on now though?