History7 is the ninety third episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 8th September, 2005
Summary: History of the World according to Weebl and Bob part 7. Another edition of this occasional series wherein we get edumacated by Mr Weebl and Mr Bob.
Transcript
{A giant rotating globe slowly falls from the sky and hovers.}
NARRATOR: The History of the World according to Weebl and Bob. This time on the History of the World according to Weebl and Bob. Ye Olde Medievally times!
{Weebl, wearing Tudor clothing, stares up as a ghostly pie decends from the ceiling.}
WEEBL: Is this a pie I see before me, the crust towards my mouth? Come let me eat thee: I have thee not and yet I want thee still!
BOB: {offscreen} I can't roll in this thing! Ok. Fine. I'll hop on.
{Bob hops onscreen, wearing a huge codpiece.}
WEEBL: Good morrow Bob!
BOB: Sup? Who you talking to?
WEEBL: This specteral apparition of my fathers pie.
BOB: Ooh. Is it tastys?
WEEBL: Not really. No. It mostly "tricks of the mind" flavour.
BOB: Ah, like Pepsi.
WEEBL: That not been invented yet.
BOB: But urine been around forever!
WEEBL: Good save. errr... why you wearing that ridiculous codpiece?
BOB: Says you! You just wearing a ridiculous pice of cod.
{Zoom in to Weebl's codpiece.}
WEEBL: I think it rather fetching. Tis the french fashion.
BOB: How it staying on?
WEEBL: The normal way.
BOB: Oh no. That not normal.