History5 is the seventy seventh episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 12th December, 2004
Summary: The 5th part of 'The History Of World According To Weebl and Bob' : The Roman Empire!
Tune: None
Credits: Weebl, Skoo, and 3D Phil
Transcript
{A giant rotating globe slowly falls from the sky and hovers.}
NARRATOR: The History of the World according to Weebl and Bob. This time on the History of the World according to Weebl and Bob. The Roman Empire.
{Weebl is on a balcony high above the crowd.}
WEEBL: Friends. Romans. Countrymen. Lend me your pie.
SHOPKEEP: {off screen} Will we get them back this time?
WEEBL: Errr.
SHOPKEEP: {off screen} Because it's not really lending if we don't get them back.
WEEBL: I didn't think you'd want them back when I'd used them. Unless you really want my poo?
{Bob appears from below the balcony.}
BOB: Well you are the emperor.
WEEBL: That true. Emperor poo is the best. Ave, bob.
BOB: Ave. Beware the pies of march.
WEEBL: Why?
BOB: It December. They gone off by now.
WEEBL: Aw!
{Cut to Weebl above a banner for "Wobbl and Bob DVD 1".}
WEEBL: {singing} Our DVD is out today! Buy it. It won't make you gay. Unless you are already gay. Then that the way you probably stay.