Gothic is the ninety seventh episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 13th November, 2005
Summary: Weebl sings a stylish song then Bob ruins it.
Transcript
{Weebl is up close as drum beats bang.}
WEEBL: {singing} And I want the pie!
{Cut to Chris the Ninja Pirate.}
CHRIS: {singing} Now I 'aint sayin' she's a pie licker...
WEEBL: {singing} I don't care what pie!
CHRIS: {singing} But she's definately a pie nicker.
WEEBL: {singing} Yeah. Give me pie!
CHRIS: {singing} She's taken all of y' pie.
WEEBL: {singing} A girthy pie!
CHRIS: {singing} And now she's making you cry.
{Weebl is blurred as we focus on Chris}
WEEBL: {singing} Doo doot doo pie.
CHRIS: {singing} And now all the pies are gone.
WEEBL: {singing} Doo doot doo pie.
CHRIS: {singing} That's why your singing this song.
{We see Weebl clearly now as Bob rolls in, behind Chris, wearing goth gear.}
WEEBL: {singing} Doo doot doo pie.
CHRIS: {singing} Until bob comes along...
WEEBL: {singing} Don't you make me cry.
CHRIS: {singing} And we see that something's wrong.
WEEBL: {singing} Yeah. Gonna eat some pie!
{The music stops and Chris disappears.}
WEEBL: {singing} Yeah dirty pie. A... what are you wearing?
BOB: I have become a goths. Henceforth from this day... you may call me... errr... bob. Lord of the dark... things.
WEEBL: Is that rights?
BOB: Yes.
WEEBL: May I ask why you become a goths?
BOB: Yes.
{There is a long pause.}
BOB: Go on then.
WEEBL: Oh sorry. Why have you become a goths?
BOB: Because I depressed about not having pie. Also, I found this wig and cloak in a ditch.
WEEBL: Mmmyeah. The cloak is quite stylish. But is that enough reason to become a goths?
BOB: But I get to hang out with hot goths chicks now.
WEEBL: Ooh! Where this ditch?
{Cut to a goth club, lights flashing and groans of music, literally, in the background. Weebl is dressed as a clown, whereas Bob is still in his goth gear.}
WEEBL: Blimey. The music in this goth night club is really kicking!
BOB: {unimpressed} Yes. Couldn't find a goths outfit in the ditch then?
WEEBL: What you mean? I wearing it now!
BOB: Do you even know what a goths is?
WEEBL: Of course I do. They ride around in really small cars and wear rediculously large shoes.
BOB: You never been more wrong!
{A lady hops onscreen wearing a really large shoe. Bob turns around.}
BOB: {sad} oh.
LADY: Mmmm. Goth boots!
{The Toy Ad plays.}