Ghosts is the ninety ninth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 21st December, 2005
Summary: Bob is back with more informative information to help you through life.
Transcript
SCROOGE: I am being bothered by bothersome ghosts.
{Posh Man walks onscreen.}
POSH MAN: I can help you.
SCROOGE: You are burning my eye.
POSH MAN: Indeed.
{Cut to the words "Dealing with ghosts from the Past". Scrooge and Posh Man are with the Ghost of Christmas Pasts.}
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASTS: Woo. I am a ghost from the pasts.
POSH MAN: You already done this.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASTS: Are you sure?
POSH MAN: Yes. Because it was in the pasts.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASTS: Blimy! You'd think I'd remember that. Me being from the pasts and all.
POSH MAN: Yes. Without memory the past is nothing.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASTS: {thinking} Arses. Bye then.
POSH MAN: Bye.
{The Ghost of Christmas Pasts disappears with a ping.}
SCROOGE: You are still burning me.
POSH MAN: And how.
{Cut to the words "Dealing with ghosts from christmas present". Scrooge and Posh Man are with the Ghost of Christmas Present.}
SCROOGE: {walking away} Bloody cigar.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Boo!
SCROOGE: Eek!
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: I am the ghost of right now. Now being the present.
POSH MAN: You look more like the ghost of christmas presents.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: I get that a lot.
POSH MAN: I think it the box.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Really? I'll go change.
POSH MAN: I think chains would look slimming on you.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Cheers mate.
POSH MAN: No problem mate.
{The Ghost of Christmas Present disappears with a ping.}
{Cut to the words "Dealing with ghosts from christmas of the future.}
POSH MAN: Oops. Too soon!
{Posh Man and Scrooge are with the Ghost of Christmas Future.}
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE: Rarrrrr! I am a scary ghost from the future.
SCROOGE: Ooh. What's it like?
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE: Not much has changed but we live underwater.
POSH MAN: But time is linear and you cannot exist since future yet to happen.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE: Minge burgers! Busted!
{Ghost of Christmas Future disappears with a ping.}
{Cut to the words "Dealing with Scrooges".}
{Posh Man pokes Scrooge with his cigar. Scrooge falls over.}
SCROOGE: Ow!
SCROOGE: What that for? I am not a ghost.
POSH MAN: Then my work here is done.
SCROOGE: Huzzah!
POSH MAN: Yay!