Elvis is the thirtieth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 25st February, 2003
Summary: Weebl lets his feminine side run riot when he hooks up with Elvis the two thirds donkey.
Tune: I Hear the Drummer - Luke Vibert
Credits: Weebl and Skoo
Transcript
{Weebl is standing next to a rocking horse with Elvis's head.}
'WEEBL: Who you?
ELVIS: I'm Elvis the Two Thirds Donkey.
WEEBL: Really?
ELVIS: Uh huh huh.
WEEBL: What the other third?
ELVIS: Mostly Elvis.
WEEBL: You have nice body.
ELVIS: Thank you very much.
WEEBL: No. Thank you. Shame about the face.
ELVIS: Watch it you. I can kill with a thought.
WEEBL: {scoffs} Sure you can.
ELVIS: I'll prove it!
{A strange noise is heard as Elvis thinks.}
WEEBL: Who you think of?
ELVIS: Telly Savalas!
WEEBL: {laughing} You said ass.
ELVIS: A.K.A. Kojak.
WEEBL: But he dead!
ELVIS: Proof positive!
WEEBL: Blimey! That's amazing!
ELVIS: I am the kind of rocking.
WEEBL: Want to go for pie with me?
ELVIS: Cherry pie. Uh huh huh.
WEEBL: Just put bag over head and don't talk though. Mmmmmm. Donkey.
SINGERS: I wanna bag you up!