Egg is the fifty-first episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 25th November, 2003
Summary: Vibro Egg visits Weebl and offers to reveal the secret we all want to know...what is Weebl?! MTV episode.
Tune: Couch Puncher - Sofa Beaters int.
Credits: Weebl and Skoo
Transcript
WEEBL: Pieman, pieman won't you marry me, then I could have pie for tea. Huaaaaaaargh, huuuuuurrrrrrgh.
{Vibro Egg rolls in}
WEEBL: Err, what the greasy poop are you?
VIBRO EGG: I am Vibro Egg, destroyer of worlds, father to The Mysterious Chicken, breaker of hearts.
WEEBL: Of farts?
VIBRO EGG: Hearts.
{Weebl snickers.}
VIBRO EGG: Plus I'm rather handy with my fists.
WEEBL: Fisticuffs eh?
VIBRO EGG: I am to be feared.
WEEBL: Yeah... right. So...if your an egg what am I?
VIBRO EGG: If you fear me I will tell you, I demand respect.
WEEBL: {snickers} K. Wait, alright I'm pooping my pants, tell me.
VIBRO EGG: Vibro Egg knows all, you are...
{Vibro Egg is hit by a bolt of lightning and falls over.}
WEEBL: Are what?... titty biscuits, must stop having chats near pylons.
{The following segment is a electricity marketing board notice being read by an unknown reader and comes up on screen.}
MAN FROM ELECTRICITY MARKETING BOARD: holding meetings near electricity pylons is dangerous. Just because it sounds a bit like PIE-lon doesn't mean there's hot tasty fun to be had. Only a dick plays with mister electricity. Sponsored by the electricity marketing board.