Diet is the fifty-fourth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 8th January, 2004
Summary: Back after Christmas and Bob's become a big fat knacker! Thanks to the webmonkey ash for shakey script.
Tune: Gritty Shaker - David Holmes
Credits: Weebl and Skoo
Transcript
WEEBL: {singing} Sexy momma! huh! meeg! qwuerg. where's my pies? hwuuurrrgh!
{Bob bounces in, shaking the browser window (if viewed in internet explorer) and sending Weebl into the air.}
WEEBL: Lo blob... eerr... Bob.
BOB: Lo.
WEEBL: Good Christmas?
BOB: Yes.
WEEBL: What you have?
BOB: Everything. With gravys.
WEEBL: Any stuffing?
BOB: {whispering} just your mam.
WEEBL: You look a mess. You should quit your butter smuggling job.
BOB: Shut up!
{Bob whimpers.}
WEEBL: You're leaking gravys Bob.
BOB: Am not!
WEEBL: Am so.
BOB: I'm off to do some exercise.
WEEBL: K, bloatmonger.
'{Bob turns and jumps off screen, again shaking browser window and sending Weebl into the air. The "Everyday happenings.." text falls onto Weebl.}
WEEBL: {shouting} AAARGH!!
{Weebl sits silent with crossed eyes.}
VOICEOVER: THIS EPISODE BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Esquilax!
{A box of esquilax flashes onscreen.}
VOICEOVER: As gentle as a rabbit. {shouting} Makes you crap like a horse!
{Cut to Bob sitting on mound of poop.}
BOB: I crapped out the fats with esquilax... though my ring is quite sore.