Cows is the forty eigth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 28th October, 2003
Summary: Cows are evil. If you don't believe me, and you'd be a fool not to, you can find all the proof you need in here! Also includes a bit of the theme from vertigo.
Tune: 1969 - Boards of Canada
Credits: Weebl and Skoo
Transcript
WEEBL: Aaah. The country.
BOB: It quite scenic.
WEEBL: The rolling purple hills...
BOB: The clear purple sky...
WEEBL: What that in distance?
{Bob looks behind him.}
BOB: It coming closer.
{A large stamping noise edges closer before finally a cow appears on screen.}
COW: Moo.
WEEBL: Ooh. A cow!
BOB: Meh. Err. I'm nervous.
WEEBL: Careful bob. They can smell fear. You know cows make the beefs?
BOB: How?
WEEBL: I don't know. Maybe they are magic.
BOB: Magic cows?
WEEBL: Yes. Beef magic.
BOB: Moodoo!
{At this point, the cow takes a small bite out of Bob.}
BOB: Ow. It bit me!
WEEBL: Suck out the poison. Quick.
BOB: I can't.
WEEBL: Oh wait. That sheep. Let's go to bed.
BOB: K.
{The next morning, Bob wakes up and looks out the window to find hundreds of cows outside. He screams.}