Cheese is the thirty ninth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 6th July, 2003
Summary: Oh cheese. When will people learn your dangers? Now! Idea by Darling.
Tune: Birdy Song - Black Lace : Just Say No - Grange Hill
Credits: Weebl and Skoo
Transcript
{We start at a green screen, with the words "DANGER: CHEESE" and a disclaimer under it.}
VOICEOVER: Danger! Cheese!
{Cut to Weebl. He have a mullet and a deeper voice.}
WEEBL: Bob! Bob!
{Bob, also with a mullet and deep voice, rolls onscreen.}
BOB: Hello.
WEEBL: I've been so bored since the string on my yo-yo broke.
BOB: If only we had something to consume our time.
WEEBL: Hmmm. Consume eh?
BOB: Yes. Consume.
WEEBL: I know just the man we need.
BOB: Hurrah.
{Fade to the caption "A FEW MINUTES LATER". Fade back. Hairy Lee rolls onscreen.}
WEEBL: Hello Baldie Lee.
BOB: You're looking very smooth.
WEEBL: Did you come on your chopper?
BALDIE LEE: Uh.
BOB: Did you bring the cheese?
BALDIE LEE: Uh huh.
{Cut to the cheese on a plate with "CENSORED" signs on them.}
BOB: I'm nervous.
WEEBL: What can possibly happen. Lets eat.
{Cut to a "CENSORED" screen, with eating noises being heard.}
WEEBL: Woooooo. Lets have a wild party!
BOB: I'm nervous.
WEEBL: PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
{Spotlights flash down on Weebl, Bob and Baldie Lee in turn, while the 'Birdy Song' plays. Weebl and Bob jump up and down in time with the music.}
'{Fade to the caption "NEXT DAY". Fade back. Weebl and Bob are back to their regular selves.}
WEEBL: Uh. I feel like the poop. {shocked} Hey! What happen to my mullet? Bob. You've shrunk!
BOB: {shocked} Whats happened to your voice?
WEEBL: {attempts to sing} Laaaaaaaaaaargh! I'll never sing opera again! Holy poop! Look at baldie lee.
BOB: K. Baldie Lee. You all hairy!
HAIRY LEE: Uh huh.
BOB: If only we'd just had pie!
WEEBL: Damn you cheeses for making us this way!
{Fade to the caption "CHEESE RUINS LIVES" with the words "Just Say No!" under it. The song 'Just Say No' plays.}