Art is the twelfth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 21th July, 2002
Summary: The death of Weebl and Bob! Or is it? You can never tell with these arthouse shenanigans.
Tune: Funeral Music (Winds) - Van den Budenmayer
Credits: Jonti Picking
Transcript
{We start at a black and white, crackly screen. Weebl and Bob are wearing a wig and glasses and are standing at a table with an empty dish on it. The Grim Reaper is in the background.}
WEEBL: This dish.
BOB: The dish of life.
WEEBL: It held love of mine. Now lie... empty.
BOB: My heart like dish... is empty.
WEEBL: Once it was full.
BOB: With pie?
WEEBL: Full with my pie. Pie.
BOB: Now pie gone. Yet we hunger.
WEEBL: Hunger for pie.
BOB: Yes. Pie.
{Cut to a close-up of the dish. It has a few crumbs and a fly in it. The fly flies offscreen.}
{Cut back to the previous view.}
WEEBL: Where go the pie? I had none. That is the question.
BOB: Me had none. Now like my innocence. Pie gone.
WEEBL: Life, why you mock me. Why my pie? Why?
{The Grim Reaper burps.}
GRIM REAPER: Lo. I have become death. Stealer of pie.
{Cut to a black screen saying "FIN".}