Anywhere is the forty fourth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 5th September, 2003
Summary: He is the monkey and he can go anywhere. Anywhere! Including in here! Originally shown on MTV: UK.
Tune: Anywhere - Derek the Monkey
Credits: Weebl
Transcript
{The Monkey pops at different loacations on the screen as he sings.}
MONKEY: {singing} Ma ma ma ma monkey. Ma ma ma ma monkey. Ma ma ma ma monkey. Ma ma ma ma monkey. Ma ma ma ma monkey. Ma ma ma ma monkey. Ma ma ma ma monkey. Ma ma ma ma monkey. I am the monkey. I can go anywhere. I am the monkey. I can go anywhere. I am the monkey. I can go anywhere. Including here, and here, and here. I am the monkey.
{Weebl appears next to the monkey.}
WEEBL: Yes he is.
MONKEY: I can go anywhere.
WEEBL: Oh he can.
MONKEY: I am the monkey.
WEEBL: It true.
MONKEY: I can go anywhere.
WEEBL: Yes he can.
MONKEY: I am the monkey.
WEEBL: Oh it so true.
MONKEY: I can go anywhere.
WEEBL: That also so true.
{The Monkey and Weebl starts popping to different locations on the screen.}
MONKEY: Including here.
MONKEY AND WEEBL: And here, and here.
WEEBL: Oh that beautiful.
{Bob appears with them then starts poppinh at different locations on the screen.}
BOB: Yes. Can you go here?
MONKEY: Yes.
BOB: Can you go here?
MONKEY: Yes.
BOB: Can you go here?
MONKEY: Yes.
BOB: Can you go here?
MONKEY: Of course.
BOB: Can you go here?
MONKEY: Yes.
BOB: What about here?
MONKEY: Yes. 'Cos I'm the monkey!
{The music stops. Bob comes over to the Monkey.}
BOB: So, if you can go anywhere... why you never go to the bathroom? Look at the mess.
{Zoom out to reveal the whole of the floor, which has been covered in a mess of water and poo.}
MONKEY: Sorry.